252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.

For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as charged. As the season wore on I lost my patience with some of those folks unfortunately. I think I overdosed on ridiculous/likely fake stories. I certainly learned a lot about the kind of people that invest a large portion of their life on fringe subjects - they're all white. I think there's something interesting about the subjects, (UFOS, etc) but the study of them has often been overrun by silly thinking.

Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.