252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it’s not in clubs, it’s in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.

There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.

One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.