252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It’s the way Boston was in the ’80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that’s HUGE.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, “What was that?”

When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.

You’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing’s more disgusting than a guy who steals another person’s ideas and tries to claim them as his own.