252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I don’t really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It’s all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh – t out of you.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Houston people are way cool. They’re smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.

There’s a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future.

But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.

I’m a nightclub comic. That’s what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.