252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.

What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It’s because that’s what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I’m doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart.

It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I’d say he has a badonkadonk.

For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern.