252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Teaching someone that doesn’t know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.

I really feel like it’s a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

It’s a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances.

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you’re going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you’re gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time.