252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed.

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

I’ll go to church with anyone who’s willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much.

The planet’s spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we’ve laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

It’s impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that’s required to be an elite wrestler.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind.