252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.