252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

Be the hero of your own story.

No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.