252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.