252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

People love to see people fall.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.