6 Quotes by Joe Rowe

I've been waiting for this for seven months.

The next thing I know, they were loading me into an ambulance. I asked Andy if the game counted (toward the streak), and he said, 'Anyone who was here at the ballpark counts. I was back here the next night.

The natives are getting restless. It's a tense situation.

I know the plate is 17 inches wide and it doesn't expand. But with these guys it does. It really makes you miss the minor league umpires.

He's trying to get something for nothing. His operation is totally illegitimate. He's been involved in one land-grab after another.

If he can't recreate the Republic of Texas, I think his second best is to recreate the Alamo right down here.