70 Quotes by Joel Madden

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

We always go the French Quarter and watch the same little kids who tap dance with bottle caps on their shoes, ... When I saw this on the news, my first thought was, 'Man, I hope those kids are all right.'