15 Quotes by Joelle Carter

Maybe the artist becomes the marshal. It'd probably be a very different kind of society with artists in control.

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.

I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like dark comedy a lot.