18 Quotes by Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.