18 Quotes by Joey Adams


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    A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

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    Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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    A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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    The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

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    If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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    People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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