12 Quotes by John B. Keane

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up.

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

The reality is that we have two legislators who are very content with the situation as it is.

I've never had a green beer in my entire life. Oh, how I love Ireland. When she's doing well, I feel good; when she's not, I feel poorly.

There were no ceilings. The walls were collapsed.

Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day. We want people to enjoy themselves and learn something about the great culture and traditions of Ireland.

When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

God created seaweed… The seaweed made the world.