44 Quotes by John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

One of my chief regrets during my years in the theater is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch me

One of my chief regrets during my years in the theater is that I could not sit in the audience and watch me

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run