281 Quotes by John Cena

Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle.

Welcome to the New Raw!

When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and the performance can go to hell. Or you can step up and rise to the occasion.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.