107 Quotes by John Cooper Clarke

Five a.m. and mooching roundCompartments in my brainEvery corner occupiedBy garbage and disdainDown all day - up all nightBeneath that energy draining lightThe Paperboy's Wife

To freeze the momentIn seventeen syllablesIs very diffic- Haiku No. 1

As they used to say on Stingray, ‘Anything can happen in the next half hour’. I’ve always tried to live with that thought in mind.

Tripe stand bloody fell over.

I embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It’s been a long road. I got it down to a George Foreman Grill and a bottle of disinfectant.

If I have a cup of coffee I’ll sit down at a table. I hate that idea: eating on the go. It’s like men wearing short trousers. Where will it end?

I don’t have any lifestyle advice.

I'm not fond of crowds. I'm no jittery neurotic, but I don't really want to be surrounded by a lot of people if I have a choice.

My dad was an electrical engineer.