237 Quotes by John Daly

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

I have hit some towering drives in my time but to try and clear Niagara Falls would be an awesome feat,

I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.

I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to have to change or do something.

Most change initiatives either fail or fall far short of original (perhaps unrealistic) expectations. More often than not, resistance is cultural in nature, the result of what James O'Toole so aptly characterizes as "the ideology of comfort and the tyranny of custom."

If I'm going to hang myself, ... I'll put a rope around my neck. I just don't get into them. I think they're boring ... You can't get a coat and tie on this fat boy.

Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.

I feel like I just played four majors in a row. We all love to have to go low to win. It's nice to make some birdies. It gives you confidence.

Fuzzy (Zoeller) tells me I should have played in the old days, with him and Tom Watson and Lee Trevino and those guys, ... They never worked out. All they cared about was winning, not the money. Trophies, that's all that has ever mattered to me, I never cared about the money.