23 Quotes by John Kruk

so he bought me two cases and I took another number. In the end, the beer lasted longer than the marriage.

I hated baseball. I really didn't like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me... Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, 'I'll be home tomorrow.'

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

When I first came in the league, I thought Jack Clark and Steve Garvey were big. Then all of sudden it seemed like everyone was that big.

On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'

At least that would give us something to talk about besides steroids.

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.

If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals, ... about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.

He's one of the smartest players I've ever been around. When we were in A-ball together, he taught us all how to play.