23 Quotes by John Matuszak

Women get possessive and cranky if they try to cruise with the Tooz.

It was tough to quit football. But after I was injured, I didn't want people paying money to see only half a John Matuszak.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

The only way to play football is with reckless abandon, or they'll knock your beard off. And with acting, you have to pull all the stops to make it work.

I don't want to collect any paychecks as a cheerleader on the sideline.

The most important aspect of my signing with the WFL was not to demean or undermine the National Football League, but rather to make professional football a form of employment where management recognizes its workers as individuals capable of communicating on an intelligent level.

Always, I seemed to just miss out. Why, I wasn't even the most valuable senior athlete in my high school in Oak Creek, Wisconsin.

The tension in pro ball comes from the realization that any game could be your last, that an injury could end your career. And in TV, you never know if or when your series will be canceled.

It's a nice release when you make a perfect tackle, a good hit.