218 Quotes by John Oliver

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.