85 Quotes by John Pinette

There's nothing like live performance.

I really am part whale. I want to do a movie like 'The Incredible Mr. Limpet' and join a family of whales.

Let's face it, it's a skinny world out there.

I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.

You go out, you order a steak. What do they do? They bring you a salad. They don't even charge you anything for it, cause it ain't worth anything, cause it ain't food!

You know, working with puppets - there is just something about it. Because the puppet takes on its own personality.

I went a nutritionist... I walk into his office he goes, 'Well, the good news is, you can have all the salad you want.' I don't want any salad! He wanted me to eat salad. As a food!

I have a tendency to be larger than life.

I watch a lot of CNN and the Food Network. Now, I'm learning how to cook healthy - when I was a kid low-fat was a Chinese gangster.