85 Quotes by John Pinette

Hollywood has a lot of barriers set up for everyone. If you can live with it, and you can break through, then you're going to do OK.

Gravity is a law. I respect the law.

I was a very bad accountant. I knew the book theory, but I didn't have the heart for it. I did it for six months, and my job was to distract the auditors with jokes.

I grew up in Malden. Genetically, I was born to be as close to Kelly's Roast Beef as possible.

Vegans go to the store and they buy 50,000-pound bags of almonds. And they make it into stuff they wish they could eat.

I don't really sing.

Singing on Broadway terrified me more than anything I've done.

It's a cliche, but my comedy is all about life.

The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out that if I ever was to dress like a woman, I would not be buying off the rack.