85 Quotes by John Pinette

It doesn't seem like I write the material it seems like the material comes to me and I write it down.

I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the good and the bad.

Call it fate, call it God, I call it God, but I think that I found what I was comfortable in this world with doing.

I have no butt, none of the men in my family do.

I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's a very nice man.

In my case, I don't eat a lot before a show. I eat after. But I do two shows and it becomes part of my reward system. 'I made people laugh. I deserve a pizza.'

I eat healthy. The only problem is late-night eating. It's the Sumo Diet, they eat and go to sleep and that's how they get them that big.

I do a lot of dialects in my act, including Irish, because I grew up in a neighbourhood that was predominantly Irish and Italian.

I denied my comic thing there for awhile. I always made people laugh, but my family said that's not the real world, I had to put on a suit and tie and be serious.