4 Quotes by John R. Lindensmith

I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.

I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.

God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean...and fat.