392 Quotes by John Scalzi

Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.

Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.

In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.

Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.

Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.