29 Quotes by John Witherspoon

If I couldn't stand Skylab, ... I definitely couldn't stand the sight of people jumping out of windows and then letters with anthrax postmarked from Trenton.

When we did 'Boomerang,' which is one of my favorite scenes, the whole dinner scene was ad-libbed.

I am cantankerous.

I'm sick of all these boring cooking shows.

When you're hungry, everything tastes good.

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

If I hit the lotto, I would be nowhere near the road. But I got bills to pay.

St. Louis is an excellent city.

If something is too risque, don't watch it.