5 Quotes by Johnny Jessop

Me, personally, I don't know exactly what Christmas feels like.

What I want for Christmas? What my wish would be? To spend a whole day with my mom and sisters, and just have them pretend to like my company.

They're just as much victims as we are.

They won't let you come in the house because you'll desecrate it. They'd have to rededicate the house.

This is, like, my first real, actual Christmas.