91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.