91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I am nothing that isn’t professional.

It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible.

I love the tabloids except for when I’m in ’em.

A couple days before the stunts, if I’m doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it’s ingrained in me.

Everyone gets hurt, but I’ve probably had the most injuries.

I don’t remember the first stunt I ever did.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now – eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there’s naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they’d hear a big bump and I’d be on the floor again.