91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

She threw up from soup on my shoes,

Oh, yeah, ... I had some shipped down from Tennessee, absolutely. I had a few cases sent down - arrived in Mason jars - handed it out to the cast and crew.

My heart goes out to the kid's family, but we've done everything we can to prevent this type of thing from happening,