91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I don't feel I really had anything to prove, ... The part was offered to me outright, so I didn't audition for it. But pretty much Southern, ne'er-do-well, you know, father of a beautiful little girl ... Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much me. Yeah.

I think he meant to be there for a few days, but I gave him some moonshine after the first day and didn't see Quentin for a few days,

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be in theaters for a while. You'll have a whole year without me.

Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?

Why don't you two hillbillies join us out here,

We were doing side-straddle hops, ... and, you know, deep knee bends.

I should quit, but man we have so much fun.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

It's just such a good town. I always get sad when I leave, ... I play really sad music all the way out to the airport -- tons of outlaw country and western like Willie, Waylon, Johnny.