91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for 'Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa'. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn't get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won't let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

But I can still lick the spoon!

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

I am nothing that isn't professional.