91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I think I'm a little concussed.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

I'm just basking in the glory.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.