91 Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

Suffering will get you great footage. I don’t know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I’ve suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

You can tell it’s good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it’s good moonshine and it won’t make you go blind.

I’m lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I’m so uncoordinated, I can’t really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

I actually got stabbed at my friend’s bachelor party. In real life.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I’m good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

I love Louisiana. It’s amazing.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they’re not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that’s just how it is.