4 Quotes by Jon Adler

We seem to have inherited our own Loch Ness monster in terms of being able to find this monitoring.

It's like they said let's put a Post-it note on a turtle and then sit back and say we did our duty.

It's very telling that marshals are interested in going to Border Patrol at a lower pay grade, a very revealing reflection of low morale.

They contacted us, and they've been pretty honest about their progress, or lack thereof. I guess a phone book was hard to come by.