25 Quotes by Jon Cryer

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.

I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

His name is Blane? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.

We're doing the show that we want to do, ... and people really seem to dig it.