25 Quotes by Jon Cryer

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.

Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.

I've always done whatever I felt like, even if it was really inadvisable.

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

Sarcasm is lost in print.