25 Quotes by Jon Cryer

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Actors always have things that they’re not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

The play itself is a rip-roaring piece of Southern Gothic. I used to refer to it as the play Tennessee Williams would have written if he ever tried crack. But then I found out that it was completely possible that Williams had, in fact, tried crack, and the result was not this play.

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

Litigation solves everything.