25 Quotes by Jon Glaser

There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the territory of what they do, and the people who actively seek it out, who intentionally put themselves in the position of being on camera and being famous.

If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.

I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.