25 Quotes by Jon Glaser

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

For the most part, people don't know who I am.

For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity.

What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

I always feel like I’m forgetting things.