210 Quotes by Jonah Goldberg

If there is ever a fascist takeover in America, it will come not in the form of storm troopers kicking down doors but with lawyers and social workers saying. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The Constitution is a paper manifestation of a deeper cultural commitment to liberty and limited government, in the same way a marriage certificate is a physical and legalistic representation of something far deeper, mysterious, and complicated. When the marriage fails, the marriage certificate won't save it. And when the American people lose their love of liberty, the Constitution will not save us either.

The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good.

[American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say.

I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.

What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?

I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.