210 Quotes by Jonah Goldberg

Joe Biden says the Wall Street crisis is the result of George W. Bush's tax cuts, which makes as much sense as blaming the rising price of fairy dust. But as a wise man once asked, Who gives a rat's patoot what Joe Biden thinks?

Liberals are Nazis, and Nazis are liberals. And if you don’t agree with me, you’re a Nazi too.

Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan’s endorsement – it might be useful but it doesn’t necessarily speak well of you.

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that’s a bit juvenile.

I’ve just returned from my daughter’s Halloween parade at grade school. She was supergirl – and she was perfect. And, even better, she still considers boys to be made of kryptonite.

The problem with the United Nations is that while democracy within nations is the best available form of government, democracy among nations can be a moral disaster – especially if some nations are not democracies.

I like vengeance as much as the next guy, if the next guy likes vengeance a whole lot...

Today’s unions are less Mobbed-up than those of yesteryear to be sure, but they’re hardly above tactics that would be considered intimidating and coercive.

We drown in information but we starve for knowledge.