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I’m astounded by the fact that humankind can shoot its children in the face, then send food and blankets to the same blinded children.
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Okay, that’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m going to trade in my Biblical Studies PhD for a hot dog!
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My wife’s contractions, labour, and birth was the most intense biology class of my life; it certainly topped Glugger’s biology classes where we did nothing but burn litmus paper. My wife’s waters just broke! Who cares if it’s alkaline or acidic!
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The human being, such a clumsy insect.
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Man came from caves in the beginning and Man will return to caves in the end.
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But Dunraven refused to ask God – he may as well be asking Santa to comb the area with Rudolph and his toy sled.
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Look,’ Jesus points out, ‘do you think the guy cleaning the public toilets really wants to be dealing with people’s shit on a Monday morning? No, he does it because it’s in his contract. I’m dealing with people’s shit twenty-four-seven because,’ turning to the hobbled crow and speaking sarcastically, ‘it’s in my contract.
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The human being is not being human.
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Faith, ladies and gentlemen, is a knife that slices through birthday cakes and necks with the same blade.
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