5 Quotes by Jordan Marie

I’ve found that with life, you just have to deal with what it gives you. Things could always be worse.

Right. I got this, Bethie. Don’t worry,” she tells me. “I’m going to tear his balls off. We can put them on a chain and hang them in the baby’s room as a mobile,” she growls.

I know you’ve been on your knees more than Billy Graham, does that count?

No Mama. Been here awhile seen a lot of girls, in a lot of places. Don’t believe I’ve ever seen one pumping gas barefoot.

You would be every woman’s wet dream if you didn’t open your mouth.