498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together.

Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does.

Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will.