498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.

The less we know the more we suspect

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

The soul has more diseases than the body.

True wisdom is plenty of experience, observation, and reflection. False wisdom is plenty of ignorance, arrogance, and impudence.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.